Jackson: Ok ready?
Garland: Yeah let's do this!
Jackson: Ok…and a 1 and a 2 and a 1 2 3 4!
Jackson, Garland: [Bohemian Rhapsody starts] is this the real life? Is this just fantasy, caught in a landslide, no escape from reality? Open your eyes-look up to the skies and seee!
Lucas: Hey shut up! I can't concentrate with you guys singing songs by Queen!
Jackson: Concentrate on what? We've been waiting here for 3 weeks and haven't seen a thing! I don't even think they are alive anymore!
Garland: Well this was your plan, so don't get mad at us!
Amber: [walks up] Ok guys what's wrong now?
Garland: Well, Jackson and I were singing and Lucas got mad at us again!
Lucas: Look if I here that song one more time then I'm going to kill something!
Amber: Ok, it looks like you guys have to blow off some steam, so why don't you go looking for them?
Lucas: Yeah well…ok fine. Let's go Garland. [Walks out with Garland]
Jackson: Well it's just us now.
Amber: Sure is [snickers]
Jackson: Wait…I just realized what you did. This sucks.
Amber: [giggles]
(Switches to Lucas's and Garland's position)
Lucas: So…do you think he knows it yet?
Garland: Yeah, do you think he'll be ok with her alone?
Lucas: No, but at least we had a chance to get out off there for a while.
Garland: Hey where do you think they are anyway?
(Switches to area where the Covenants are staying)
Salar: Sir, we've been here for ages. Can we please do something now?
Captain Zantar: No, they might be out there somewhere.
Salar: Yeah but…I think Sally and Cole have lost it sir.
Sally: I pity the fool that mess with us!
Cole: Hey guys I've been thinking about braiding my hair! I think it would look sooo cute!
Captain Zantar: I see your point. Well I guess we could do some looking around or something. [Jumps down with others following him]
(Switches to Melissa and Gallant)
Commander Gallant: Colonel…I think I'm going mad, what about you?
Colonel Melissa: Wehehehehehehe! Kill everything hahahahaha!
Commander Gallant: Um…I'll take that as a yes. Goodness, well I guess we can get some fresh air. [Turns] Hey who is that? It looks like more Spartans! That must mean that Alpha is alive! Let's go after them! *runs towards them with Melissa*
Lucas: Hey Garland…you ever feel like someone is running right behind you?
Garland: You mean like behind you?
Lucas: What? [Turn around]
Commander Gallant: We've got them now! [starts firing]
Garland: Jesus Christ! Run for it! *starts to run with Lucas and the rest behind him*
(Elsewhere)
Salar: Did you hear that? It sounded like someone yelling!
Captain Zantar: What the?!?
Garland, Lucas, Melissa, Gallant: [run in front of Captain Zantar]
Lucas: Holy crap! Did we just pass the Covenants?
Garland: Who cares let's just get out of here!
Captain Zantar: Did they just ignore the fact that I wasn't here?
Salar: Uh oh, this isn't good.
Captain Zantar: NOBODY UNDER ESTIMATES ZANTAR! *runs after them*
Salar: Wait what about-? Oh never mind, looks like I'm stuck with you two.
Cole: Salar sweetie will you help me braid my hair?
Salar: …God damn it.
(Back at Jackson's and Amber's location)
Jackson: Hey what was that?
Amber: What was what?
Jackson: I think I heard gunshots!
Amber: Aww man really? I guess I can't finish with you then.
Jackson: Oh thank god…
Amber: Come on let's go see what it is!
(Back at Garland and Lucas)
Lucas: Well Garland, this is it. They have us cornered. It was fun while it lasted though.
Garland: Wait I might have a plan! [Turns to others] hey um guys, why aren't fighting each other?
Captain Zantar: What do you mean?
Garland: Well you hate Spartans right? So why aren't you trying to kill them too?
Captain Zantar: Well that's because of um…crap you're right. Retreat! [Runs off]
Commander Gallant: Well that was awkward, anyway, back to business.
Amber: Not so fast! We have you outnumbered!
Commander Gallant: Well bull pies. There is only one thing to do at a time like this. Retreat also! [He and Melissa run off]
Jackson: Wow, what happened to you guys?
Lucas: They all came out of nowhere! There are like 6 of them out there that want to kill us!
Jackson: 6 huh? Well that means we're screwed then doesn't it.
Amber: Don't worry; we haven't tried my plan yet!
Jackson: Wait I thought your plan was to wait for them to come out!
Garland: No that was your plan.
Jackson: Oh right, well what's your plan Amber?
Amber: Well it involves you two singing.
Garland: Hurray!
Amber: And it has you killing stuff Lucas.
Lucas: Kick ass!
Jackson: Um…have you gone bonkers?
Amber: No just listen, here is what we are gonna do…
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