Lucas: What was that? I think I just heard someone scream! Should we go check it out?
Jackson: No way! Those Covenants are still out there somewhere. We aren't leaving until they are gone
Garland: [looks out the window] Hey Jackson, I think they are gone. I can't see them anywhere.
Jackson: Really? Oh…well I knew it the whole time!
Lucas: [sighs] well I guess we should get out of here already. We need to find out what happened to those Covenants.
Jackson: Why? We could get killed if we went out there!
Garland: For once, I think Jackson is right.
Lucas: Well what if we sent Garland to look? Would that be ok?
Garland: Ok sure…wait what?
Jackson: Too late, now get your ass out there before I shove my boot up it.
Garland: Crapper tanks. *walks outside and looks around* Oooooh Covenaaaaants! Are you out here? Hmm….I guess they aren't here. *walks back to where Jackson and Lucas are* Yah there aren't out there guys.
Jackson: Thank god, we might as well get out of here then. I wonder what happened to them anyway.
(Cuts to the scene where Salar and Cole are)
Salar: Aww man, what happened?
Amber: Don't move, or I'll blow your head off
Cole *wakes up* Ow…what the hell happened?
Salar: Well we were beaten up by this red guy and he took us here.
Amber: I said don't move! Now where are the Spartans that you were chasing?
Cole: We don't know you knocked us out before we got to them.
Amber: Oh…sorry then. I guess I should've planned it out better.
Salar: Don't worry; it happens to the best of us.
Amber: Yeah I guess- wait a minute! Shut up! I have you here hostage so you will tell me what I want to hear or else I'll give you a slow and painless death. Now are you the only Covenants here, or are there more of you?
Salar: There are two more, Captain Zantar and Sally.
Amber: Captain Zantar?!? Well that's great. I'm screwed now.
Cole: Everyone who's been with him is screwed, so don't feel bad.
Amber: Well it seems that you did give me what I wanted. I should kill you but I'm feeling good today.
Cole: So you won't kill us?
Amber: Nope, but I will knock you out again.
Cole: Oh crap! [Gets knocked out]
Salar: Wait, what is your name?
Amber: My name is Lieutenant Amber of the Spartan League. [knocks Salar out] now to go and find them.
(Cuts to scene of Garland, Lucas, and Jackson standing around the Warthog)
Jackson: Ok men, we need to think of a better plan. Now let's see what went wrong. Garland, why didn't you shoot at them? That gun could have easily killed them both!
Garland: Well um…ok I'm sorry! The pressure was too great!!
Jackson: That's not a good enough excuse. Now Lucas, why didn't you just run them over?!?!
Lucas: I would have but you were screaming like a little girl so I had no other choice. So that was your fault.
Jackson: Well damn…we lost the Covenants, and chances are they are planning another attack on us. Can this day get any worse?
Amber: [jumps out of nowhere] HEY GUYS!!!
Lucas, Garland: Holy crap! [Jumps back] who are you?
Jackson: Oh great…it's Amber.
Amber: Yeah I was sent here to help you guys! This is going to be fun. Especially since Jackson is here!
Lucas: What does she mean by that?
Jackson: Oh um…we were boyfriend and girlfriend back at the academy, but I left her. I think she still has a crush on me.
Amber: Hey Jackson guess what? I became a lieutenant! That means I'm at a higher rank then you! That means I'm in charge! Isn't that great?
Jackson: Yeah Amber…that's swell
Garland: [in a high pitch tone] Jackson has a girlfriend.
Jackson: Garland shut the hell up. I don't have a girlfriend!
Amber: Oh you're just sore because you want to be with me again.
Jackson: [sigh] Yeah whatever. Can we get back to wondering where those Covenants went?
Amber: Oh those guys? Yeah I knocked them out. I handled everything.
Lucas: Really? Wow Jackson, your girlfriend is a bad ass.
Jackson: She's not my girlfriend!
Amber: [giggles]
Jackson: Ugh! Ok Amber, did you get any info out of them?
Amber: Yeah those guys are babies. How come you guys weren't able to beat them?
Lucas: Well these guys are babies too. They wanted to run so we did.
Jackson: Oh shut up! [Turns to Amber] did they ever tell you if there were more of them?
Amber: Yeah there are two. One of them is Captain Zantar. He's the most evil Covenant in the entire fleet, but he shouldn't be a problem if I'm here.
Garland: So you're saying we have the most diabolical scum on this planet after us?
Amber: That's right.
Garland: Oh….sweet! This is gonna rock guys! We get to fight him!
Jackson: [says sarcastically] Oh yes, this will be so fun! We get to go up against Captain Zantar and get our butts kicked. Won't that be fun guys?
Lucas: Yeah ok we get it. So does anyone have a plan?
Jackson: Yeah I have a plan, how about we get out of here?!?!
Amber: Sorry Jackson, but I'm in charge now. I have the perfect plan!
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