(4 Covenant soldiers, Sally, Cole, Salar, and Captain Zantar, are at the highest area in the Headlong area. They only have 2 Banshees and they must find out who will go down.)
Salar: Damn I missed him. Oh well, what were you saying Captain?
Captain Zantar: Yes I am the leader, so I get one of them without question. The last one belongs to one of you. Therefore you must prove yourself worthy to escape into the lands below.
Sally, Cole, Salar: [all face each other]
Sally and Cole: Dibs!
Salar: Wait I wasn't ready!
Captain Zantar: I'm sorry Salar, but you lose. Now these two must decide who will stay and who will go.
Sally: [looks at Cole and says fastly] Gay says what!
Cole: What? Wait….aw crap!
Captain Zantar: You know the drill Cole, no gays in my squad.
Cole: But!-
Captain Zantar: No buts! You stay here with Salar and we just might come back for you.
Sally, Captain Zantar: [Get into Banshees and fly away]
Salar: [turns to Cole] Hey are you gay?
Cole: NO I'M NOT GAY! SHUT UP!!!!!
Salar: Okay okay….are you sure?
Cole: IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'M GONNA FREAKING KILL YOU!!!!!
Salar: Okay okay okay I'm sorry…..so how do you think we get down from here?
Cole: *long sigh* I don't know…do you think we should jump down?
Salar: No it's definitely too high. We need a Banshee to get down. Since Zantar and Sally took them, it looks like we are stuck here.
Cole: I guess so….so what you want to do?
Salar: Hmm…..I say we sing!
Cole: What?!?
Salar: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! Take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall!-
Cole: My God what is that?!?! I can't take it anymore! [jumps off ] Aaaaaaaah! [hits the ground]
Salar: Wow…that actually worked, now to find a way down and-
Cole: [yells] Hey Salar! I'm perfectly fine! Just jump down!
Salar: Damn it *jumps down* Aaaaaaah *hits the ground* Wow that was stressful.
Cole: Well now that we are down here, we might as well…wait….do you hear that?
Salar: Yeah….it sounds like gun fire.
Cole: Hey look over there! (Camera points to Garland shooting at random things)
Salar: It's a Spartan! What do we do?
Cole: Ok stay calm…now what were we taught to do?
Salar: To kill Spartans!
Cole: Right….now do we have any idea on how to do that?
Salar: Umm….do we shoot them with our weapons?
Cole: I'm not sure…..but it's worth a shot. Ok ready (Cole and Salar point towards Garland) aim….fire!
Cole, Salar: [shoots hundreds of shots, all missing completely miss, without Garland noticing]
Garland: [runs off]
Salar: Crap! We missed! Maybe next time we should try aiming.
Cole: Wow that was harder than I thought, but I know we can do better if we work as a team next time ok? Together!
Salar: Um….that sounded really gay.
Cole: SHUT UP! [Hits Salar]
Salar: Ok fine but jeez…you need anger management though.
Cole: Oh just shut up. Let's go find Sally and Zantar.
(Scene cuts to Jackson and Lucas riding in the Warthog and hitting Garland)
Jackson: Jesus Christ! Did we just hit Garland?
Lucas: Yep….you sure did.
Jackson: Well is he dead?
Garland: [stands back up] Awe man…I think I'm ok.
Lucas: Well that's fine and all but where the hell have you been?
Garland: Oh I was having lots of fun shooting things. I even saw pretty pink needles fly over me!
Lucas, Mike: [look at each other]
Lucas: Um…Garland, I don't think I should tell you but knowing Jackson he is just gonna say it.
Jackson: Yah Garland you were being attacked.
Garland: What?!?! Holy crap holy crap holy crap! [jumps around and starts shooting]
Lucas: Whoa hey calm down ok. You are with us now so you are safe.
Garland: Are you kidding me? Chances are there are more of them out there! We are all gonna die! It's the end of the world as we know it!!!
Jackson: Oh shut up will you? We are not going to die. We have a Warthog. We are pretty much invincible compared to just a few Covenants. What's the worst that could happen?
Salar, Cole: [Come out of hiding with better weapons]
Salar: Ok aim this time ok?
Cole: Gotcha.
Jackson: Holy crap it's the Covenants! We are gonna die!
Lucas: Quick Garland, get on the gunner position. I'll drive us out of here!
Garland: [gets on gunner position] Step on it!
Jackson: Not without the proper driving music!
Lucas: We don't have time for this! They are gaining on us!
Garland: Just shut up and drive!
Lucas: [starts to drive towards the garage] I think we are gonna lose them!
Lucas, Garland, Jackson: [arrive at the garage and walk up the ramps into the upper levels]
Lucas: Ok if we just stay here and be quiet, we'll be ok. I think we lost them back there.
(Camera switches to Salar and Cole)
Salar: Where do you think they are?
Cole: I'm not sure, but I have the feeling we are being watched.
Salar: *turns around to face Cole* Uuuuh….
Cole: There's someone right behind me isn't there….
Amber: DIE!!! [Hits Cole and knocks him out]
Salar: Please have mercy!
Amber: [knocks Salar out]
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